Monday, April 11, 2011

I mean, Really?

Maddie and I left the house yesterday to run a few errands.  We left the house relatively intact, albeit with about 800 pounds of laundry to fold.  I came home to what appears to be the remains of a tornado.  Now, I'll preface this with I am not totally innocent regarding the accusation that is soon to follow...

Everyone with kids has done it.

"What did you do today?"
"Agh, nothing...the girls just occupied all of my time. Sorry the house is so messy"

Sure, it happens. Most of the time it's actually the truth.  But if it's not the truth you have to be somewhat aware of your surroundings. i.e., turn off your xbox.

Kip swears that for two hours he was folding laundry.  Okay, take a moment to collect yourself. I laughed too. 

He even had a little helper.  Allie! 


She was thoughtful enough to put away the kid's towels for him.

At least we know he can fix any plumbing problems as a result of this.

And who wants to play a game? Okay, okay if you insist.  Who do you think had to wash the toilet water (with pee unfortunately) towels?  Thank god for the sanitary cycle on the washing machine.

I need a wife.  I already have the Subaru...


6 comments:

Laurie said...

Oh Kipper. Never to be trusted. You should know that by now Ms. Demco.

zaideafraidey said...

can jsut see him in Oblivia now....you cannot trust him to be left alone, have I taught you nothing???

Val said...

Oh I dream of having a wife, that'd be great!

Meg said...

He was born in Oblivia. Craigslist the video games...and throw in him.

Sue said...

Is this just another thing to add to the list so he will NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING? Make him clean it (and the rest of the house) up!

Kathleen Mullaney said...

you are so funny!